National Burka Day Rallies in the House after Stunning Trial

In an effort to forge better acceptance of America’s Muslim population, American Muslim women have been given the chance to rally for a National Burka Day in the United States.

Various cities conducted focus groups on non-Muslim women, giving their towns the chance to hold a Burka Day to see what sort of effect the clothing article would have on the general population.

“When my Mom came down the stairs to make breakfast in that Burka, Dad flipped out. I never saw him cry like that before. He told my Mom he would buy her that Range Rover she always wanted if she never wears that thing again.”

“ Guys stare at my tits all the time when I first meet them,” reports a woman from a Chicago, IL with a natural DD cup, “when I showed up to work in a Burka, whattyanooo…the guys had nothing to look at, and actually said my name, offered to get me coffee and we had a conversation about me—taking off the Burka.”

“All that heckyll and jeckylling I always get on the way to the bus stop because I have to wear heels and a skirt to work…diffused by shock and confusion when I wore the Burka. The men stopped what they were doing and leered, but instead of whistling and making hand signals--respectful silence.”

“More like fear, horror and the end of the roving eye,” complains a Terry Clemens of Springfield, MO. “Burka’s don’t abuse women, Burka’s Abuse Men!!,” Clemens becomes irate, “when every woman I see looks like a formless blob of black fabric without a face, you better bet that fucks with your head!”

Tom Murray of Phoenix, AZ agrees “Jesus Christ!! Did anyone warn Us Men about libidinal Armageddon? Yesterday women were hot, dressing to show off their cleavage, asses -- you name it. How in the fuck did a piece of dark fabric turn hot girls into hovering ghost-freaks. I can’t look at any of them.”

The Burka seems to be so unpalatable to American men they will do anything to remove it.

“Our marriage had been on the rocks for months, I felt so taken for granted. Then I wore the Burka for 1 day..and my husband said he would try harder, because he felt what it would be like if I was…gone.”

“I threatened to wear the Burka for a week if my husband wouldn’t pay for my daughter’s private school, on day three, he wrote the check…”

The results of the Focus Groups were exactly the OPPOSITE of what social scientists predicted. Men in America were more offended by Burka’s than women.


“This Burka joke is seriously-- a blow below the belt, “ Joe Rufus of Trenton, NJ. If this holiday flies in America—I’m gonna lock myself in the bathroom with a stack of magazines the entire day- Fuck Burkas!”

“Shit ain’t funny man, my girl looks like a secret commando or something…I can’t get into it.”

NASA Study “From the Past” Finally Unclassified

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration could not prevent the information leak to Just A Casual Observation about the classified study they have been conducting on People “From the Past”. “NASA’s HP RX-9007 Nano-accelerator habitually materializes people from the Past. We know this because the people appear in black and white. This happened during the Kennedy Administration a few times and again last week at Kennedy Space Center.” confirms a NASA scientist who granted JCO a classified transcript, and remains anonymous.

This Group “From the Past” is quite opinionated about what they see in 2009.
“Last time I was here, all the people walked around moving smoking white sticks in and out of their mouths.


Now I see everyone has white wires coming out of their ears?"
And they look at little illuminated squares and talk to the square when there is a person right next to them? They talk to the square?"

“Yes, it is true. Everybody is looking at illuminated squares?”

“I can’t believe they fell for the paper money thing again? We humans sure do forget bad things fast. Wasn’t the global mess after WWI bad enough?”

“Here, here..not even a lifetime later. Belief in Credit - Realized as Fictional Value ”


The progressive devaluation of money became increasingly manifest. The neighboring states had substituted their currency for the old Austro-Hungarian notes…Soon nobody knew what any article was worth. Prices jumped arbitrarily; a thrifty merchant would raise the price of a box of matches 20 times the amount charged by his competitor, who was innocently holding yesterday’s quotation...People with wallets bursting with paper money were exasperated to find the scythe, the hammer, the kettle they were to buy had overnight risen 20 or 50 times in price.

Thereafter the people sought only to exchange merchandise for merchandise and demanded substance for substance. Substance, anything but money, became the watchword; people wanted goods instead of paper…Those who had wealth in the form of cash in a bank or government bonds became impoverished. A man who had debts became free of them. The very fact that what once represented the greatest stability—money—was dwindling in value daily, caused people to assess the true values of life-work, love, friendships, Art and Nature; and the whole nation lived more intensively and more buoyantly than ever-- despite the catastrophe; the collapse of money made us feel nothing was enduring except the eternal within ourselves.
(Zweig, Stefan, The World of Yesterday, Viking Press, Inc. 1943. pp. 289-91)

“Ah Yes. The End of the Hapsburg Rule..800 years, and all those Austro-Hungarian countries got swallowed up by Communism. “

“Sneaky group those Communists.”

“The KGB sold all their Social Control techniques to the Americans. Surveillance Cameras, Global Positioning Systems, Satellite Cameras, Numerical Identification Citizen Surveillance ,
Fear-Your-Neighbor Propaganda— All Recycled Iron Curtain Crap.”

“Is that why they talk to those illuminated squares now?“

“No, they are playing “Insect” ..talking to each other with antennas. And flying around at absurd life-threatening speeds in rolling metal capsules..do they have any idea how fast they are going?"


“Somehow when they fly around they forget ---Terrifying! One wrong move and…smoosh..like an insect against a glass window.”

“Is that why they are always consulting with the illuminated square?"

“I think it’s to make sure they are safe and important while they are speeding around in the rolling metal capsule.”

“ Perhaps, my opinion is these over-mechanized 2009 humans are trying to be in 2 -3 places at once. Where they are-- and somewhere else…and oftentimes moving towards a third point… the preoccupied over-stimulated lack of focused attention…going 75 mph in a metal capsule is their way of pretending they are not vulnerable organic creatures, but machines… operators of machines!”

“Yes! Sort of how religious fervor was once the Enlightenment of the Age, now this age 2009 believes that Machines are the source of Enlightenment.”

“Machines made by people are better than people.. Smarter and more creative than the human mind.. ”

“Oh Dear… that hasn’t changed since 1945. Humans trying to conquer rather than accept their natural organic limitations… nothing new..usually a toxic byproduct--take NASA for example, all that attention and money spent on sending humans beyond breathable atmosphere fueled a machine that influenced Weapons Development, Computer Science Development, Money Engineering, Mass Culture Social Control, Culture Industry, Advertising Propoganda,Interactive Marketing..Mulitmedia Conglomerates...Disney..Warner Brothers, Viacom, Nokia, Starbucks. Completely constructed culture, these people of 2009 live in a manipulated-highly integrated consumer machine."

“Is that why the people stare at moving screens and illuminated squares instead of at each other?”

It's F'ing Golden - The Audacity of Greed

Please welcome Guest Observer, Jessica Cook.

Jessica has contributed to JCO before. She works behind the scenes as legal advisor, in-house counsel, typo spotter and copy editor (for the Missy half of JCO). She’s a lawyer packed with lots of Gonzo advice, like "As your attorney, I advise you to have another drink", and famously, “DON’T BLOW!” Jessica is a former Capitol Hill intern, a part-time model, walking TV Guide, sometimes fashion stylist and an overall smarty pants know-it-all.



It's F'ing Golden - The Audacity of Greed
Part 1
As most of you know there has been quite a bit of nasty publicity for Illinois Politicians of late. Though the “Land of Lincoln” is basking in the glow of its native son, President Barack Obama, we can’t help but be a little embarrassed about family secrets that have recently come to light. The world media’s spotlight caught former governor Rod Blagojevich, U.S. Senator Roland Burris and arguably state Senator Jesse Jackson Jr. scurrying from the light like a bunch of filthy roaches in a bathroom on Chicago’s West Side.



Well, it’s time to weigh in. Jessica Cook and JCO have been patiently waiting for this Blago thing to bottom out, and maybe it finally has. If President Obama represents the very best that Chicago has to offer, then Rod Blagojevich (Blago) is (currently), the worst. *

Warning: The following content may be considered offensive to our non Mid-Western readers.

Welcome to the Chi. (pronounced: SHY)

Offensive content includes:
• Profane Language used by both men and Women.
• Shockingly crass and self-serving behavior committed overtly by numerous elected officers of the Illinois State Government
• Bribery
• Perjury
• And overall Assholery

By now, the brilliant Blago plot to sell off President Obama’s vacated U.S. Senate seat to the highest bidder has notoriously spread around the world. It has spread not just by reporters foaming at the mouth over this made-for-tv-movie plot line, but due to his own absurd self-promotion and arrogant denials. I hear he is currently going door-to-door these days in an effort for a grassroots PR campaign, lest anyone forget him. But that’s a story for another day…**

“I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing. I’m not gonna do it. And, and I can always use it. It can parachute me there.”
-Blago

If you have otherwise been living under a rock since November, you are familiar with the scandal. Blago gets excited that he has a “golden ticket” to his political and financial future when Obama wins the presidency. He’s so excited, in fact, that he forgets the cardinal rule for all lawbreakers – do NOT discuss illegalities over your phone lines. Just his luck the Feds were tapping his line for other corruption charges when they hit the jackpot themselves and overhear not just Blago’s dirty mouth, but his Chief of Staff’s and that of his lovely wife Patty***.

"I apologize for the profanity...If I knew they were listening, I wouldn't have used those words."
-Blago

That this Senate seat is his to appoint to whomever he wishes is more power than the infamous Blago Helmet Head can withstand. Not only do he and his peeps troll for huge donations to his campaign fund, they threaten, intimidate and extort people all over town including Children’s Memorial Hospital**** and the Chicago Tribune.

“Our recommendation is fire all those fucking people, get ’em the fuck out of there and get us some editorial support.” Blago, in regards to The Chicago Tribune.

He aims to find his wife a lucrative lobbying job as well. He starts rounding up potential candidates, asking how much they can give. Why not another black Senator – that will make Illinois look good around the world, right? Let’s start calling Jesse Jackson, Jr. and talk to him OVER THE PHONE.

Blago even mentions that if he can’t find anyone to shell out enough dough to warrant the appointment, then he wouldn’t mind appointing himself to the open seat instead. Many of you who are not from Illinois may find this insane, but this is actually run of the mill political activity in these parts. Blago’s gubernatorial term would be up in a couple years – he’d need to keep his family in the style they’d become accustomed. Why not wield his power for himself instead of for the greater good of the state of Illinois? This is why he got elected and you didn’t. You must think like a cliché B-movie mobster to get anywhere in Illinois politics. They don’t call it “pay-to-play” for nothing.



(Advisor B and another consultant are believed to be on the call) they are telling him that he [Blago] has to “suck it up” for two years and do nothing and give this “motherfucker [President Obama] his senator”. To which Blago says, “ Fuck him. For nothing? Fuck him.”

Obviously, these wiretapped conversations (hundreds of pages long, most of which the Feds haven’t even released yet because they are saving the juicy stuff for the Blago Criminal Trial) are all just Taken Out of Context. We hear the Governor’s unmistakable voice ranting to his brother and others on the tapes that the open Senate seat is his alone to appoint, that he’s got “this thing” which is “f*ing golden and I’m not just going to give it away for nothing”. Yet, he claims that he is not a corrupt scum-sucker. In fact, he is a good, solid guy.

Blagojevich likened the current drama surrounding him "to a 21st Century Frank Capra movie... how the good guy was up against the establishment... But he stood firm for the people. That's what this is about."

What are the only steps you can take after the Feds arrest you and you’re “innocent”?

1. Refuse to step down from the governorship. Despite overwhelming calls from your peers, your constituents and the President himself.
2. Claim you are innocent. See upcoming media tour.
3. Hire a lawyer to cover your ass.

Check.
Check.
Check.

So, in an absolutely brilliant move, he hires R. Kelly’s Lawyers!
R. Kelly got off even with Video Tape Evidence. Surely, Blago can get off with just Audio Tape Evidence.

The problem he runs into here, though, is that in order for a lawyer to help his client, the client must listen and shut his mouth. Aye, there’s the rub. Instead, what does our genius Helmet Head do? Go on a whirlwind press junket and be a guest on almost every national talk show.

Ah, the media tour. He starts it off with an interview on the Today Show in which he appallingly compares himself to Nelson Mandela, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi.

"I thought about Mandela, Dr. King and Gandhi and tried to put some perspective to all this and that is what I am doing now." Blago, in regards to being taken from his home by Federal Agents at 6am on December 9, 2008.

As if late night pundits didn’t already have enough fodder. Please, please Blago, will you do your best Richard Nixon voice for me and say, “I am not a crook”?

Instead of heading these nation-wide cries for his head, he decides to hunker down and continue to go into work: to look for someone to sell the Senate Seat to. He talks to the media and is dropped by his magical lawyers. He does everything he’s not “supposed” to do. But, that’s not his fault – he only understands Illinois politics and not life on a grand scale, clearly. Poor little Helmet Head.

The Illinois legislature holds Blago’s impeachment trial during his press junket. Since he’s innocent, he doesn’t even show up.

“…it’s schoolyard justice when one kid hits another, but the kid that hit him wasn’t the one who did it and he’s got other boys he’d like to have tell the teacher he didn’t do it”

"Under these rules, I'm not getting a fair trial. They're just hanging me,"

"…it is a trampling of the constitution."
-Blago, referring to his trial

Since the gloves clearly fit, Blago is impeached. But not only that, these Illinoians know how his mind works, so they do the only thing they can think of to stop him: they ban Blago from Illinois politics for life.

This is one step too far for him. What is a politics lifer supposed to do to get the people of Illinois to return to his side? Continue ranting and raving! The impeachment and everything is all a plot to raise taxes in Illinois
(of course it is). Conspiracy! Ah, the plot thickens…


Be on the lookout for PART 2 of the continuing Blago saga when we return with the next installment on the ever comedic Roland Burris.
Coming Soon!

*Past “Worst Illinois Politician” position holders include, former governor George Ryan, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Mayors Richard R. and Richard M. Daley.

** Just recently Blagojevich bagged a book deal in which his literary agent describes he’ll “expose the ‘dark side of [Illinois] politics’”. If it’s anything like the wiretap evidence, it should be a real page-turner.

***Meet Patty Blagojevich, hardball political thug, via the criminal complaint in her hubby’s massive corruption scandal, page 44 (language warning), involving a deal the Tribune newspaper company wanted on behalf of the Cubs baseball team:
In another call between ROD BLAGOJEVICH and Deputy Governor A that occurred a short time later on November 3, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH and Deputy Governor A discussed an editorial from the Chicago Tribune regarding the endorsement of Michael Madigan and calling for a committee to consider impeaching Blago.
During the call, Blago ‘s wife can be heard in the background telling ROD BLAGOJEVICH to tell Deputy Governor A “to hold up that fucking Cubs shit. . . fuck them.”
Blago asked Deputy Governor A what he thinks of his wife’s idea. Deputy Governor A stated that there is a part of what Blago’s wife said that he “agree[s] with.” Deputy Governor A told Blago that Tribune Owner will say that he does not have anything to do with the editorials, “but I would tell him, look, if you want to get your Cubs thing done get rid of this Tribune.” Later, Blago’s wife got on the phone and, during the continuing discussion of the critical Tribune editorials, stated that Tribune Owner can “just fire” the writers because Tribune Owner owns the Tribune. Blago’s wife stated that if Tribune Owner’s papers were hurting his business, Tribune Owner would do something about the editorial board. Blago then got back on the phone. Blago told Deputy Governor A to put together the articles in the Tribune that are on the topic of removing Blago from office and they will then have someone, like JOHN HARRIS, go to Tribune Owner and say, “We’ve got some decisions to make now.” Blago said that “someone should say, ‘get rid of those people.’”

****… the discussion turned to Children’s Memorial Hospital, and ROD BLAGOJEVICH told Individual A words to the effect of “I’m going to do $8 million for them. I want to get [Hospital Executive 1] for 50.” Individual A understood this to be a reference to a desire to obtain a $50,000 campaign contribution from Hospital Executive 1, the Chief Executive Officer of Children’s Memorial Hospital. Individual A said that he/she understood Blago ‘s reference to $8 million to relate to his recent commitment to obtain for Children’s Memorial Hospital $8 million in state funds through some type of pediatric care reimbursement. … Intercepted phone conversations between Blago and others indicate that Blago is contemplating rescinding his commitment of state funds to benefit Children’s Memorial Hospital because Hospital Executive 1 has not made a recent campaign contribution to Blago. From - http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/juicy-bits/2008/12/09/wanna-buy-senate-seat

Rhymes with "Base Hook"

Please welcome our first Guest Observer, Pete Babb.

Pete Babb, also known as DJ Enki, was right there with Missy and Jill when they came up with the concept for Just a Casual Observation, though he contributed nothing to the concept, with the possible exception of some sarcastic jokes. He's kind of like the crazy cat lady, except with records instead of cats and with slightly better personal grooming habits. In case you couldn't tell, he's got a nice little cynical streak.


Rhymes with "base hook."

Recently, I was hit with a friend request on a social networking site that shall remain nameless, but the name rhymes with "base hook," and it's Facebook. I blithely accepted, happily unaware of two things:

1. The person I had just befriended was somebody I went to middle school with (she was going by a different name than the one she used in middle school), and

2. She wanted to start up a group all about our middle-school class, complete with scans of yearbook pages, old photos, the whole magilla.

Pardon me, lady, but what the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of deranged individual is brimming with nostalgia for fucking middle school?

Nostalgia for elementary school I can understand. It's your formative years, it's more cutesy than difficult, and it's fun (and funny) to see yourself as a wee little'un. I'm not much for high-school nostalgia personally, and I think people who peaked in high school and continue to cling to that faded glory are kinda sad, but at least it makes sense--it's an important part of growing up, your decisions take on much bigger ramifications for your future, all that stuff.

But middle school?

Who the hell wants to unironically take a sepia-toned look back at the most awkward part of their lives? Who actually wants to re-live those tween years when you're getting your ass kicked by puberty and all the unfortunate things that come with it?
Above: Missy of JCO (@ left) and Ms. J. Cook, Esq. a future contributor to JCO and in house lawyer. 6th and 7th grade respectively. We are only comfortable with this picture because we turned out okay (see below right).


And to move from the general to the specific, why did she want to pull me into her ridiculous back-in-the-craptacular-ol'-days project? We weren't friends back then. We never really spoke as we moved in different social circles. I can't even recall having any classes with her--we were just in the same grade. And yet here she is like, "Hey, remember when we were all gawky-ass, pizza-faced doofuses? Wasn't that the best?"

Criminy.

There's a good reason why today I'm not friends with anybody from middle school (save one guy, who I've been friends with since the first grade): middle school sucks. Pretty much by definition, it sucks. Why anybody would want to fondly recall it is well beyond me.

Above: Jill of JCO (far right)looks alarmingly well adjusted for Jr. High. Rare, like a unicorn.

Just a Casual Observation One-Year Anniversary!!!

JCO is proud to celebrate our first full year of Casually Observing.

JCO is Jill Jeannides and Missy Weimer, these two trash-talking Chicagoans have been fast friends since 1997 when they met at the very prestigious School of the Art Institute of Chicago (SAIC). They have a long tradition of opinionated ranting and unsolicited advice giving. JCO was a natural extension of their prolific output as artists, in hindsight, it’s surprising that it took so long.




JCO was born on New Year’s Day 2008 at the Phoenix Hotel in San Francisco. Just a Casual Observation was made about the dating habits of men who have only one testicle. This observation led to a compelling impetus to publish and continue with new observations on all sorts of topics...it was the fertile grounds in the lower belly of San Francisco's tenderloin-- that delivered the scathing commentaries that would nurture Casual Observations for months to come.



Below is a look back at our first year:

We would like to thank our top viewing countries:

United Kingdom - The UK love feels so right, JCO is a huge fan of AbFab, Mr. Bean and British Humor in General.
Canada
Finland
France
Netherlands
Germany
Hong Kong
Philippines

Thank you for being top page viewers and spending the most time on our site. We can see that our humor is appreciated the world over. Not unlike David Hasselhoff, we are big-time in Germany!

Also, we would like to thank our well performing posts including:

Burberry Plaid in Midst of Rebranding Campaign Consistently our top page viewed this hilarious post waited patiently for its day in the sun.

Skulls on Kids – Bad Idea – this post struck a chord for many and fostered outrage and disdain in at least one commenter.

Text Messaging: The Death of Courtship in the Modern Relationship Paradigm - With the raciest image, this post is stumbled upon with keywords - people looking for relationship advice in a modern world.


KGB Issues Top 10 Mentality Differences Between Russians And American - this post found a late following and is a current top 5.


Updates:

• Asian women are still mean.

• Bad Suits and Thong Sandals still blanket the LA Area like a thick and suffocating smog.

• Obama wins the Presidency with JFK's endorsement (a favorable omen after all) and despite Jesse Jackson's idiocy.

• WALL STREET WEEK END BAIL-OUT...well we all know what happened here. Remember who casually observed the Wall Street Closeout Sale First?..Also...The Freddie Mac Sandwich is currently being engineered by Top econonmists for debt consumption.

Obama Administration Inspires Populous-Based Stimulus Package

“The Homey Hook-up” is what it’s being coined across the country. The stimulus package comes down to a look in the eye, a nod of recognition, a gracious and polite treatment of an employee, or a respectful conversation between fellow Americans while one citizen helps the other find or purchase the goods and services we cannot live without.

Magical things can happen to the quality and price of consumer transactions when the Homey Hookup is applied. In some cities, like Chicago, the mere greeting, “Obama” to a fellow cashier will slash a grocery bill by 20%.

“It’s all about connecting with the Man now,” say supporters of the stimulus package. “You either get it or you don’t-- and the Man can tell by a look in the eye, body language, and tone of voice… if you get the price discount or not. “

The scale of discounts is gradated. Top US consumer supply chains are reporting, “Employees seem to be just giving products away and applying discounts at the register whenever they feel like it. The inventory and balance sheets are totally out of whack-it’s like the people are taking Wall Street to Main Street.“

Recent reports from Rand Consumer Market Research state the current stimulus package allows:

1) 50% Discount at the register to family members of (any and all) store employees.

2) 35% Discount at register to blood relatives in good standing.

3) 30% Discount to customer who personally greets cashier and speaks to them “on the level”

4) Automatic –“anything helps in this economy--Buy 1, get 1 Free!” to customers “on the level” who compliment clerks for helpful store service.

5) 25% Discount at register to all “Homey’s” in good standing.

6) Complaining, Insulting and Nagging Customers will be prohibited by Law from receiving any discounts at the register.

7) 20% decrease in inventory and profits for Employers who are negligent and disrespectful in any way to employees in the service industries.

8) 10% Discount at register upon the utterance of the magic word, “Obama”

The US Treasury and the Obama Administration are still working out the details. They appear to be one step behind the People, who are taking America’s stimulating power shift into their own hands.

According to a manager at Target, “Management is considering putting large folding tables right behind the cash registers- so we can monitor how many products are going under the table-and straight out the door.”

Money exchanges at registers nationwide are leaving customers and cashiers smiling, laughing, and identifying with the tough times.

Americans around the country are feeling the empowerment of the new stimulus package:

A Kinko’s copy customer shares her story, “I was in Kinko’s and some bitch lady started ripping the clerk about a mismatched color on a baseball poster of her son. Screaming at the person working her order - big mistake in this new economy-her job was botched and she had to pay retail price. Now the same Kinko’s botched my job, but I was civil about it, making a joke about the bitch who blew a gasket about a color mismatch.. and what do you know? The clerk told me to go to a different register and I got 50% off!!”

A Trader Joe’s customer leaves the store with a free box of chocolates, “What a nice cashier, he worked it out so I got a free box of chocolates with my purchase because I used one of their old boxes as a grocery bag! Wow! Anything helps in this economy!”


Fast food chains are offering free upgrades from Medium-size to Super-size to any customer showing upon payment- a picture of the new first family- the Obama’s. This has reported to move inventory – and push America’s gross consumption back towards pre-recession level.

Osama Bin Laden and Kim Jong-il are Dead! What is this, Weekend at Bernie’s?!

If you two are not dead. SHOW YOURSELVES!

JCO has been watching your stories closely and it reminds us of a certain 1989 Hollywood movie starring a young Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman.

You guessed it, Weekend at Bernie’s.

Osama bin Laden
Osama, you are dead OR you haven’t changed your clothes since 2001. How could a man with your omni-present ego stay quiet for so long? Not claiming responsibility for terrorist acts the world over or taunting the relentlessly zealous USA for being unable to find you – a man they claim is ill and weak, even, “dying of kidney failure”?
Are we really “being played for chumps by jihadists.”? As blogger Gina Cobb suggests?

You have been pronounced dead every year from 2001-the present by any number of global intelligence agencies, and world leaders including Pakistan's then president, Pervez Musharraf, Benazir Bhutto (R.I.P.) and the Israeli Secret Service (Mossad).

“Osama bin Laden is probably dead, but former Taliban leader Mullah Omar is alive,” Afghan President Hamid Karzai has said. [CNN]

Virtually everyone BUT the CIA admit that he is deceased.

Hello.

USA…

Haven’t we seen this BEFORE?


YOU ARE DEAD!! WE DECLARE IT!

Kim Jong-il
A recap in conspiracy.

1. Since 2003 there have been claims that Kim Jong –il is dead and that foreign dignitaries have been meeting with a series of body doubles, some whom have undergone plastic surgery to look more like the “Dear Leader”. (see image below)


2. 2008, South Korea's Yonhap news agency cited an unnamed official as saying that the 66-year-old was almost certainly ill.

3. He DID NOT appear in public to receive the Olympic torch in Pyongyang on April 28, 2008.

4. August 14, 2008, a US intelligence official said the reclusive leader may have suffered a stroke.

5. On September 9, 2008 Mr. Kim was shockingly absent from a parade and much anticipated nation-wide celebrations to mark the 60th anniversary of the communist state.

Korean “analysts” have cautioned not to “read into” the public appearances (or NON-appearances) of Mr. Kim, saying he is known to drop out of sight for months and then show up in field guidance tours to military bases, farms and factories.

They have released this image of “him” (below). To prove he is alive. However, Jill and Missy of JCO were there (upper left quadrant) and we can both attest to a fakery! We were undercover doing research on this story and we know for sure Kim Jong-il was not there! Rather, some very crude photoshop work was used to slip in an old photo of him standing in front.


Let us now put this matter to rest.